Monday, July 13, 2020

VSS Serial #2





Using daily prompt words I'll be writing an ongoing serial, to be compiled into a short story. Join me on my time-travel journey!

I'll update every day. The beginning is at the bottom! 


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56
(Obstreperous)
Above the obstreperous cacophony of chaos following the attack I heard my mother and father comforting a terrified young me in Swedish.The words rang out like bells, soothing my dying, racing heart.
Making eye contact with myself I smiled, knowing we three were safe.

55
(Multifarious)
The cold metal smacked my palm, as I flipped the gun, aiming it at my grandfather’s face. I thought maybe he recognized me right before the bullet hit him. 

Even as my light was fading I could feel the multifarious strings of time and space reorganizing.

54
(Archeological)
The mind does funny thinking when you know you’re dying. Would the bullet remain, once I disappeared? An archeological treasure for a kid walking to school, perhaps. 

It hit me instead of my family, but my work there was not finished. I lunged for the gun.

53
(Finity)
The problem was finity. This’d be my only trip to ‘84 so it had to be a success and I had about 2 minutes left to make it thus. Soon I’d disappear to the future.

In slow motion the assassin pointed the gun at my family. I heard the shot.

I stepped in front of it. 

52
(Negative)
Every negative emotion was resting on my heart. My grandfather tried to kill childhood me, and then had to let me live in his house for the next decade:  No wonder he was constantly grumpy.  

I needed to pull it together quick, and stop the past before it happened.

51
(Metric)
I felt as though I’d been kicked in the gut by a metric ton. My grandfather had orchestrated the murder of my parents. He killed his own daughter. 

In slow motion I watched the hitman draw his weapon. 

Was I meant to have been one of the targets?

50
(Set)
“Grow a set, and do what you’ve been paid to do!” Grandfather spat.
He was huddled in the shadows with a shadow, who stepped into the light - revealing my parents’ murderer-to-be.

My father exited the diner first, holding the door for Mamma and young me.

49
(Permute)
Before I open my eyes I touch my face, arms, and heart to ensure time travel hasn’t permuted my being. Cold air bites my ears, which pick up my grandfather’s voice.

Grandfather wasn’t there the night my parents were killed. 

At least we didn’t know he was.

‪48
(Transitive)
In the swift breath of transitive movement I see my life running through my head; a flickering, old-timey movie. Things I’d forgotten and some I wish had remained hidden forever. I feel suspended, twisted, empty-full, and then I am there.

11/14/1984. 
7:13PM.

47‬
(Existential)
‪My entire life has been one giant existential crisis. I’m taking things into my own hands. Literally. I grasp the syringe, flick the tip of the needle, and take a breath.‬

‪“Wish me luck,” I plead with my cat.‬
‪He just licks his own butt.‬

‪1984, here I come.‬

‪46‬
(Quantity)
‪The vials I stole from the lab taunt me. They know what a delicate balance mixing them will be. The wrong quantity of any of the little glass containers could seal the doom of many. ‬

‪Schrödinger’s whiskers twitch. He purrs, as I pray I measured correctly.‬

45‬
(Triangle)
‪If I’m going to do this I need to move quickly, before I talk myself out of it. To allow for any unknowns I’m going to arrive a few minutes before my parents’ killer does. I should still have time to stop him. First step: Triangulate the date, time, and place.‬

‪ ‪44‬
(Commute)
‪It’s funny to think that my commute for the business at hand will be both nonexistent and incalculably long. I’ll say goodbye to my cat, do the injection, and arrive 36 years ago within a nanosecond. ‬

‪I feel my courage wavering.‬

43‬
‪The serum’s formula was built using morphism. The chemicals are always the same, with nearly immeasurable differences to jostle the frame of time and place. I need to be in San Francisco before 7:18pm on November 14, 1984. I only have enough supplies for one trip.‬
42‬
(Group)

‪I just need 24 hours to regroup. I’ll mix the serum, spend time with Schrödinger(he’s been an excellent cat, and might end up with someone else this time around. Who’m I kidding? He’ll end up with someone else), and brush up on my Swedish. Then back to 1984.‬

 41‬
(One)
‪One thing is becoming crystal clear to me:  I’ve got nothing to lose. If I go back in time, and I fail, at least I won’t spend the rest of my life wondering if I could’ve changed my life’s trajectory.‬

‪Wondering is a form of torture I can no longer stand‬.

40‬
(Zero)
‪I question my sanity. What if going back negatively alters something in space-time continuum? Saving two lives could make endless tendrils of change. Should I  just sell the serum for an amount with a lot of zeros? 

What price do you put on your family’s lives?‬

39‬
(Complex)
‪My plan may sound insane to you. You might be thinking, “Why time travel? Why not just get some therapy?” The answer is this: Inventing something so complex is not nearly as complex as my yearning for a version of the past where my parents survived.‬

38‬
(Field)
‪My mother was a wonderful teacher, my father a scientist — which was originally why I’d chosen the field. As I studied I couldn’t shake the concept of time travel. The idea that my parents could be saved by me, while young me watches is too tempting to resist.‬

37‬
(Vector)
‪My stay in the mid-1980’s will last mere seconds if planned well enough (in truth I’ve allowed it to fill nearly all my brain’s real estate since first conceiving the idea). Once the vector sting of serum enters my blood I’ll quickly be off to the races.‬

36‬
(Genus)
‪One thing which must be taken into consideration is the length of your stay in the past. Traveling through time without a planned exit is like spelling Genius without the “i”: It’s still functional, but probably won’t function in the way you’ve intended.‬

‪35‬
(Torus)
‪Moving from present to past, and back to present is like a theme park water slide, as a torus. Movement happens within a nanosecond, but if slowed down you’d feel the left to right pull. Too many trips in succession might give a killer case of motion-sickness.‬

‪‪34‬
(Manifold)
‪If the combination of ingredients are incorrect, the time machine is broken. It’s not like having a cracked manifold, where you’ll still more or less keep up with the car club. This machine goes straight into your veins, and must not be in need of a tune-up.‬

‪33‬
(Topology)
‪One of my fears is inaccurate survey of vector field topology. When time and space collide, they make an angular shape. Time’s section is roughly 9/12ths the length of space. If inaccurately calculated you may arrive back in time not entirely whole, if at all.‬

32‬
(Iff)
‪I lied. If anyone —the scientist, investors, et al— guessed the truth they wouldn’t have given me a dime, nor the time of day. But I sold it. They bought my time travel spiel; hook, line, and sinker. Here’s the deal:  No one will remember it iff my plan’s a success.‬

 ‪31‬
(Logic)
‪Many would insist time travel doesn’t make sense. Applying logic to something so historically abstract boggles the logical mind. It’s the stuff of fiction and fancy, and rightfully belongs there, they’d say. ‬

‪Well, they’re dead wrong.‬

30‬
(Epsilon)
‪A few scientists knew I was on to something big, but bowed to the pressure to behave like I was naught but a quack. ‬
‪Though I often refer to it as “The Serum”, it has a name. The head of my dept said it had just above no chance. I named it Epsilon.‬

29‬
(Calculus)
‪It’s not as simple as even calculus. It’s its own beast of accounting, born of late nights and more error than trial. I’ll always feel the weight of the test animals they insisted we use. The early trials sent many to the past to not return. They’re still out there.‬

28‬
(Number)
‪You see, it’s  really a complicated game of numbers. The ingredients are identical for every trip, but the measurements change the amount of time you’re gone for and where you’ll end up. Too much of one thing might send you minutes, years, or miles off track.‬

‪27‬
(Math)
‪Although the formula was mostly my invention I required a mathematician’s help on the calculations. I wanted to get the timing as precise, as possible. I didn’t want to expect to land in the 1980’s and find myself in, say, the 1880’s, instead.‬

‪26‬
(Agape)
‪And yet. My soul has had a mile-wide hole right in the middle of it my entire life. If traveling back to that night affords me the agape love I’ve been missing from my mother and father I don’t really give a lab rat’s a$$ whether I remember it, or not.‬

‪25‬
(Paper)
‪On paper the it looks simple: Plunge the serum into a subject, who disappears for a programmed amount of time. The truth is it has the potential to be quite a bit more complicated. Upon return, any actions they performed will have rearranged the present. ‬

‪24‬
(Hero)
‪I’m not trying to be a hero. This life has not been an easy one. I just want the chance to have an existence where my parents survived, and I wasn’t raised by my bitter, cold grandfather. Although, if all goes well I’ll never know the difference.‬

23‬
(Iridescent)
‪Iridescent tears of joy flowed freely, dampening my cheeks. Oh, who am I kidding? It was sweat. I was sweating buckets in anticipation of giving the serum-MY serum-my effing-time-effing-travel-effing-serum another try.‬

‪This time using my own veins.‬

‪22‬
(Nostalgia)
‪Nostalgia has invaded my thoughts. ‬

‪Schrödie survived the injection, and his trip to and from yesterday. He ate the tuna (it’s the first thing I checked, after his kitty pulse).‬

‪I’m thinking of my mother’s perfume, my father’s kind smile, and seeing them alive, again.‬

‪21‬
(Phobia)
‪My wife had feline phobia, which is one reason I no longer have one. A wife, I mean. ‬

‪My love for Schrödingpur should tell you how much I believe in the serum. The cat’d been whining for the open can of tuna since yest‬erday. He was about to go back there for a bite.

20
(Exorcism)
‪I’ve been obsessed with the concept of time travel, since I was a child. Almost immediately after watching their execution I was possessed by the goal of finding a way to preemptively save my parents. Even an exorcism wouldn’t clear my mind of this demon.‬

‪19‬
(Nectar)
‪I pulled out of the lot, waving at the attendant in his plexiglass booth; as I had probably a thousand times, when I used to work there.‬

‪I’d actually gotten away with it.‬

‪On the way home I stopped for my idea of nectar of the gods: a 16-oz cherry Slurpee.‬

‪18‬
(Galaxy)
‪This is how it would end. I would get caught, AFTER successfully sneaking in AND out of the lab, AND having a run-in with security while in the process of stealing from my ex-coworkers. Because I couldn’t remember where I parked. A galaxy of cars taunted me. ‬

‪17‬
(Dinosaur)
‪Crenshaw’s a dinosaur. God knows how he’s still employed as lab security. Not terribly intelligent, either.‬
‪“I’m leaving. Just had to fill out a little paperwork.”‬

‪I saluted him and left the building, smuggling my future (and hopefully my past) in my pockets.‬

‪16‬
(Poem)
‪Time to skedaddle. Reports tucked under my coat, vials in my pockets, I nearly made it when the guard,Crenshaw stepped in my path.‬
‪“Got a poem for ya. One-a those whatchucallits? Highkews:‬
‪What’re ya doin’‬
‪Better leave right now dumba$$‬
‪You don’t belong here.”‬

‪15‬
(Schism)
‪As the schism grew, I felt like I was peddling in place, barely treading water. Any support I had, financial or otherwise, dried up quickly once that coward,Dr. Foley, told everyone I was crazy. ‬

‪Well, I’m not crazy: Time travel is possible.‬

‪Their freaken loss.‬

‪14‬
(Empathy)
‪I’ve got big plans. My empathic nature fuels my drive. If the serum can take a human being to yesterday, there’s already a possibility that it can take us back two years, to save Dr. Jenkins’ baby from cancer, and even further: to save my parents lives,in 1984.‬

‪13‬
(Ostracize)
‪I knew my time at MayCorp was short, once ostracization began.Not outright hostile, but obvious, nonetheless.Within weeks I was out. ‬

‪Now I was back, and more ready than ever to continue my experiments. ‬


‪First I had to get out of the building without being caught.‬

12
(Pandemic)
My coworkers found issues with time travel. Some were worried about ethical implications, or scrambling the space-time continuum. It was never my plan to make it available to just anyone. 

Imagine what could be prevented: murders, illnesses, even pandemics.

11‬
(Anathema)
‪I found lab culture to be anathema: competitive and secretive. I didn’t need to be called “Old Sport” over cigars, but having a conversation without second-guessing the motive would’ve been nice. That’s one part of my new adventure, about which I’ll not complain.‬

10
(Chronicle)
I kept my head down and acted like I belonged. Oldest trick in the book. “Get in and get out,” I reminded myself.
My plan was to swoop through the lab without pausing, pocketing vials of the serum I designed, and snagging my chronicle of time travel experiments.

9
(Sycophant)
I thought Dr. Jenkins (damn sycophant) saw me, but I guess he didn’t recognize me, as I wasn’t legally supposed to be there. I may have caused some problems when I was dumped from the staff. When I’ve perfected the serum I’ll visit that day to fix my reputation.


8
(Ocean) I am masquerading as one in a swarm of scientist krill; fedora pulled low, deactivated work badge around my neck. This ocean is is full of sharks in white lab coats, but if I focus on stealing the time-travel serum and getting out my life raft is waiting.

7
(Charisma) Once investors were gone, so was my welcome. I was asked to clear my desk the next day, but included some serum in my moving box. A few trips back in time had depleted my supplies so a lab visit was in order. I prayed charisma would get me past the guards.

6
(Xenophobic) I see wild eyes every night when mine close:Those of the addict who killed my parents.
Their English was not terrific, and the panic switched their speech to Swedish, pushing some kind of xenophobic button; sealing Mamma & Pappa’s fate.

5
(Orphan) My new, confused acquaintance went on his way, assuring me that yesterday-him was inebriated enough to not remember assaulting today-him.
The serum worked, as predicted! A bit more tinkering & I’d be able to travel to my childhood to prevent becoming an orphan.

4
(Pachyderm) “I went to yesterday! How...?” “What happened to you?” A nice day-old shiner sat where one hadn’t been, all blue-grey&wrinkled, like a pachyderm

3
(Aesthetic) I admire my watch’s steampunk aesthetic. 3:12. Almost 2 minutes to go.
I’d adjusted the serum to 5 minutes: Enough for my test subject to wonder what the hell was happening and hopefully not enough to alter space-time continuum. 
5:00
“The f*ck was that?!” Bingo

2
(Heretic) To such depths I’ve been reduced: Paying a stranger to be my guinea pig. 
Once I was deemed heretical by the science community all funding ceased, but I KNOW this is possible. When the guy I stuck with that needle gets back from yesterday I’ll have my proof.

1
(Skeptic)
Found two guys having a smoke behind the diner. “Wanna make an easy 50?” 1squashed his cig and went inside. A skeptic. “What I gotta do?” the other asked. “This.” I held up the needle. He pocketed the cash and rolled up his sleeve. Picking a vein, I gave the injection. He disappeared.

Monday, May 4, 2020

Shelter in Place Wish


Here we are, on day 49 of Shelter in Place, and this is my first post on my blog, since February. 

Honestly, what is wrong with me? I have endless hours, practically alone in my house all day (kids doing online school, and the mister working in his sparkling new home office AKA corner of our bedroom) and I go to bed exHAUSTED*. I'm sleeping hard, and I'm having straight-up anxiety dreams, too. Most of the dreams have some element of shopping, or rather walking around Target browsing and touching every single item. 
(*FWIW I really, really wanted to add "Y'all" to the end of that sentence. Most social media-ing and blogging seem to include "Y'all" lately. I'm from California, and it would make much more sense for me to end sentences with "Dude", but here we are, Y'all.)

I should be writing. I should be doing work with the FOUR completed manuscripts just hanging out watching Netflix with me. I'm super distracted for some reason, though. Also, I keep falling into the internet shopping hole. It's dangerous, too, 'cause it's like rubbing a genie lamp. You practically just show a hint of interest in something and then Poof! it shows up on your porch. 

I've been attempting to stay away from actual shopping, but there's still a ton of Oh Look At That-ing every advertisement that comes my way. Let me tell you:  Big Brother totally has me figure out, because pretty much everything I'm being shown appeals to some aspect of my bizzare-o personality. Roller skates from 1907? WANT! That magnetic eyeliner/eyelash kit? PLEASE? Potholders with filthy sayings on them? COME TO MAMA.

And then there's the stuff from Wish.com.

Now, I'm not actually allowed to shop on that website, anymore. Ever since Christmastime when over 20 items arrived in our mailbox from Wish in one day, I have been instructed to no longer patronize them, and to just look away. I do, most of the time. Okay, okay: Sometimes. But I don't buy anything. 

I mean, how can a reasonably curious person look away from this?:



What are these??? Cute, pink doobies? I'm dying to know! Somebody buy some so you can tell me what they are!



Is this a... what? A giant... small intestine pillow? 
C'mon:  $15 for a human-size body pillow is a steal. Even for a gross one.



TWO DOLLARS?! Do you SEE the size of this f*cken strawberry? If I were still a Wish shopper, I'd buy the damn thing -- just to see how they ship it from China!



This one is tricky. It looks sort of like it's free, which makes me think it's a real-life haunted Chucky doll, and they're trying to trick someone into adopting it. This is part of the Wish fun, though, because this guy could be five inches tall or five feet tall, and you wouldn't really know until the mail carrier knocked at your door. 

A five-inch Chucky might be funny, but a five-foot one could murder you, amiright?


What. The. Heck.

Can they really beat the average Maruchan price of -- what, like, 29 cents a bag? Since it's from Wish it could turn up, and actually be tiny noodles for Barbie, or a Maruchan pillow, or something... Damn, now I'm curious.


THIS.

There are lots of questionable items being advertised to me, by this site. I included this particular one, because I love how they included rain, like it's the Flashdance version of bike testicle photography. Did the PR firm suggest this? Did the ad photographer suggest it? "Hey, know what'll sell these bicycle balls? RAIN."

$4 sounds like a great price, but if you buy these I will never, ever be able to look at you. 

Especially if you're sitting on the seat with the sack.





Saturday, November 2, 2019

Writing Out the Storm

There are many wonderful people in the world. I know this. I know many of them. Most woman are supportive and caring. Most men are kind and respectful. However, I am always amazed by how many people are giant jerkwads. I have two kids, both teens. I've been spending a lot of time thinking about being their age, and to be honest, it really doesn't seem that long ago. I've also been going over situations I experienced, which I wish I could have understood, and had the confidence to better handle. This isn't meant to be an over-dramatic log of Poor Me Moments. I'm merely attempting to untangle some memories.

A few moments so impacted me that I carry them with me, today. Unwanted tattoos that I didn't design. A big colorful one was applied during drama camp, circa 1990. I was 15, and as self-conscious and awkward, as you might imagine. It was summer, and hot, so I wore shorts; but hated my legs. My mother raised me on a steady diet of the physical attributes of my ancestors. "You are made of sturdy German stock" was one of her favorite go-to explanations for my wide knees and solid ankles. I recently did one of those mail-in DNA tests, and guess what:  96% English. 0% German. I suppose there must be hardy women out there in England, also.

Anyway, for this camp we all chose a song to sing, and a monologue to perform. We also took a tap class, but the most exciting part of the day was learning how to act in television commercials. The instructor had the dubious distinction of having been cast in a national commercial for a cold medicine. He played the dopey, middle-age husband with a horrible cold. He was proud of that commercial, and behaved as though it gave him supreme knowledge of all aspects of TV acting.

We each got some sides to perform in front of a camera. "Good, darling!" he would shout out, or "Fabulous!" When we watched the playback of my performance, he said:

"Well, my-oh-my, this one is so ugly she's cute."

So ugly she's cute. 

I laughed along with the others. My sweet friend tried to translate these words into something positive, but she was not having much luck. I spent a long time staring in the mirror that night. I've looked at photos of myself from that summer, and I gotta say, I was a babe. I have no idea why this man chose those words, but they've been burned into my skin.

In high school I travelled with a group of theater kids, and was lucky to always have friends to hang out with. One of them was a boy whom I admired. He had so much talent, was so enigmatic -- and he beat me up, almost every day. I bruised easily, and made the mistake of talking about it with the gang. This particular boy thought it was a riot to try to make welts all over my arms and legs during every lunch break. I acted like it was all such great fun, so no one ever thought to tell him to stop. One day I was wearing a denim jacket that I had patched with a piece of lace, and he ripped the lace off the jacket, and hooked his fingers into the tear, ripping a path down my sleeve. Not once did I tell him to leave me alone.

A few years later, I was in a production, which included people of many ages. A guy, who was in his thirties (I was 19) asked if I was wearing a different bra, because my "boobs look[ed] different." I was so uncomfortable, that of course I answered his question. Want to know how I know that he knew it was inappropriate? He brought my favorite candy the next day, handing it to me sheepishly, without a word. I thanked him and ate the goddamn candy.

That same year, a man stalked me at the mall. He sat down at the table where I was eating dinner on my lunch break, at McDonald's. He told me he had been watching me. I had nice hands (I don't), and he wanted to marry me. He wouldn't take no for an answer. He wasn't on drugs, he assured me, his eyes were always red, like that. The manager asked if I was okay, and of course I said I was fine. I don't know why I said that. In fact, I was pretty sure my body would be discovered by the dumpsters, in the morning. Thankfully, the manager didn't believe me, and called security.

These weird moments weren't just confined to the male species. Women chose to do weird crap, as well. A female theater teacher at the university I attended told another student that I was too fat. Why that person chose to share this with me... who knows? But how it burned. Weeks later, a male teacher in the same department informed me that "Every woman gets a window of time when they look their best." He insisted that I was in the window, and I thanked him. Then I couldn't stop wondering:  When would the window close? How would I know? 

If any of these accounts made you cringe, then good for you:  You are most certainly not a jerkwad!

I have hundreds of stories, like these. Am I sensitive? Yes. But why are some people such jerks? It makes me afraid for what my children will encounter. They are stronger, more vocal, than I. They've been taught to speak up when they feel uncomfortable. I know how hard that is to do in the moment. I pray for strength for them, that they know their worth. And that they have developed a fantastic jerkwad detector.



Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Please Have a Rolex or Two



Just like most people I have a lot of crap.

I've managed to arrive at a mostly Kondo-approved selection of stuff, only hanging on to T-shirts, shoes, photos, and the like, that bring me joy. Great joy. Euphoria over those two remaining V-neck T's. However, I've lost three grandparents and the things I've inherited (read:  hoarded from their empty homes) are impossible for me to throw away.

I mean, who could toss a pair of sunglasses from the 1950's? Army medals? Great-grandmother's peach dressing kimono? Silk stockings with seams up the back in the original packaging??? Come ON! I'll admit my walk-in closet smells like old man hair, but that's beside the point.



If you tell me you could get rid of these things you're a liar.
Fun Fact: The baby on the charm with the giant pom-pon on its head is ME!


Whenever I look for something ... modern ... like a book I've set aside, or blank cards to send to a struggling friend, I inevitably come across some part of my forepeople's history.

Yesterday, it was two counterfeit Rolex watches.

Sometime during the 1980's all four-feet-eight of my grandmother, Lulu, somehow got wrapped up in the fake Rolex black market. I know it sounds hilarious. Indeed, I am LOLing, as I type. But this really happened. I know, because I have some of the merch in my bedside table.

What time is it, you ask? Why, let me check my 100% genuine Rolex (Wink-wink)



Stay with me, here:  Christmas, 1985. Under Grampy and Lulu's tree is a Rolex for my dad. Wow! Hooboy! What an extravagant gift! Only, further examination reveals it's a Fauxlex (sorry, not sorry, had to do it). Careful questioning reveals that Lulu's gotten herself accepted into a gang of fake Rolex peddlers in Santa Clara County. Met 'em at the Garden City Casino. I am totally serious. Now I own two of them, and for some reason they must remain in my possession.

I'll just keep them tucked alongside their siblings, Tiny Handmade Rose Doilies and Solo Cufflinks Too Pretty to Throw Away.







Friday, September 6, 2019

VSS Serial (Updated Daily)

 Image result for foggy golden gate bridge image



So I’m doing a thing.


I accidentally started writing a very short story serial, using daily writing prompt words. It has been more fun than I anticipated, and I’ve chosen to continue — until I decide it’s done!


I’ll add my new piece, each day, going forward. You will notice some grammatical errors, odd punctuation, weird formatting, and a POV switch. I’m only allowed a certain amount of characters, so this awkward stuff is necessary. I’ve chosen not to edit my work, at this time. You’re reading it as it was originally written.


LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!


August 27

PROMPT: “Tangled”

My civ car is a 2-seater & there’re 3 of us; maybe the last people alive on the planet. So who do I take: Hot Deputy Carl or Heroin Harry, waiting in the drunk tank? I go with addict. He’s tangled with K-9, hidden in tiny spaces & walked miles for a fix. He’s a survivor.


August 28

PROMPT: “Fragile”

“Corvette! Sweet old car,”Whistles Heroin Harry,“for a cop.” “My Dad & I restored it.Get in!” “What’s your name,Madame Driver?” “Abby & I’m not your damn driver.” She saw how fragile he looked: sweaty, shaky.

“Abby, we gotta make a stop.I’m toast if I don’t get some H.”

August 29

PROMPT: “Million”

Tenderloin district. “I can think of a million reasons to leave your a$$ here, Harry: be quick.” “In ‘n’ out. Got it. Name’s not actually Heroin Harry, you know?” He ran into his dealer’s empty apartment, returning with a giant ziplock of white powder. “Name’s Arthur.”


August 30

PROMPT: “Somewhere “

“Artie?!End of the f@cken world&my addict’s cartoon-named.” “Heroin Harry’s better?Where we goin’?” “Somewhere.” All Abby knew was modern cars(all technology,actually)had turned brick;Invaders came, humankind disappeared&she had a guy with a baggie of drugs riding shotgun.


August 31

PROMPT: “Forever”

“That’s no fly.” A drone sat on the windshield. “Sh$t.” “Golden Gate Park.Gotta ditch the car: Not forever, don’t panic.” “The park?” “Gonna go where I don’t usually invite cops.We lay low & I can get my hit.” She grimaced.

"Hey,YOU picked ME.Besides,I’m earning my keep.”

September 1

PROMPT: “Gloaming”

“We need water.” Arthur & Abby found a food stand full of bottles. “I saw 1, you know.” she cried, “It was blue, w/no face! “Breathe, Abby. I know a place. We gotta get to Marin.” “Cross The Golden Gate Bridge? Are you nuts?” “Certifiably.” They stepped into the gloaming.


September 2

PROMPT: “Love”

“Park at The Presidio.We’ll hoof it.” It took 4 hours, covered in night, to cross the vehicle-blanketed bridge to Marin. The house had a full garden. “Love this place.We’re safe for now.” Abby was too tired to thank him. He paused. “Problem: I left the heroin in the car.”


September 3

PROMPT: “Mystery”

“There’s a Methadone clinic close. You stay,”said Art. “I’m not usually bossed by crooks.”Abby sighed. “I don’t usually boss cops.” He didn’t tell her he was a NASA scientist. Injury lead to Oxy,which lead to heroin&voilà:Heroin Harry. His past stayed a mystery.For now.


September 4

PROMPT: “Horizon”

Abby found canned goods,a schedule & cards w/The Serenity Prayer: a recovery home, of sorts.Out the window,across the horizon,Art’s speeding shadow beat a hasty return.His face was dotted with blood. “Drones got me-I lost ‘em.” “Find the Methadone?” He nodded. “All good.”


September 5

PROMPT: “Crystallize”

Abby pummeled Art w/questions. “Did you see blue men?Any other humans?How many drones?How’d-“ “No aliens,no people,drones freakin’ everywhere.I’m quick so I ditched ‘em,but I think we’re stuck here. “Unless DoorDash crystallizes,it looks like canned food.” “My favorite.”


September 6

PROMPT: “Daybreak”

“What do they want?” “Aliens invade,all humans disappear:why didn’t they want the cop&addict?THAT’S the question,”snorted Art. Abby crowed,”We’re the end-of-world rejects!” They agreed to sleep at daybreak & go out only at night.Being rejects didn’t mean they were safe.


September 7

PROMPT: "Serendipity"

"Need to talk,Art.""Me too-you1st."
"We need guns."
"Very 'Murica' of you,Abby."
She glared.
"Kidding."
"The Marin PD isn't far.You?"
"I got skills&I'm not my best on Methadone.Detox time."
"Jesus."
"Serendipity,really:not much else to do around here." 

September 8 

PROMPT: "Comet"

Guns arrived w/Abby.2 service pistols a rifle&any ammo she could gather from the deserted station. 

Art wasn't looking great.
"OK?Staying hydrated?" 
"This ain't my first rodeo.Fine now, but in a few hours I'll probably be up to snorting Comet." 
"I hope you're joking." 

September 9 

PROMPT: "Soul"

At night, Abby combed houses for food & weapons. She was never very good at being a nursemaid, but she did what she could for Art. Withdrawals were a monster she prayed she'd never again meet. Art offered his soul to the devil, in exchange for his pain. Or some heroin.


September 10

PROMPT: "Uproot"

A tub loaded with food&guns sat by the door.

Art finally looked human.“Sorry to uproot ya from this idyllic existence,” Art quipped,“ready for a scenic drive?” “Not sure what we’ll see at night.” She’d found a red FerrariF12,so she was ready for the trip to NASA,anyway.

September 11

PROMPT: "Smoke"

Travel down 101S was slow, Abby snaking the borrowed Ferrari between unintentionally abandoned cars. “I could use a cigarette,” she said. “Didn’t know you smoke.” “Dunno, Art, I’ve been under a little stress, lately.” He chuckled. “I’ll find you one when we get to NASA.”


September 12

PROMPT: "Floodwater"

The NASA building was flanked by a drought-ridden airfield;dry,in spite of spring’s floodwaters. “We need to find a way in.”Art lamented. Abby aimed her handgun,rendering the lobby door a weak spiderweb of glass. “Or we can just do that!”He yelped,rubbing his ears.


September 13
PROMPT: "Lunar"

A lunar chart covered the wall.Abby studied the equipment, awed.
"Different than your office, eh?"Art asked.
"The computers as the police station are dinosaurs compared to these."
"Technically these don't exist."
"What exactly do you do,Art?
"Study."
"What?"

"Space,Baby."

September 14
PROMPT: "Somersault"

“Heroin Harry’s a scientist?” “Bingo.” Art handed Abby a folder.Inside were images of the blue,faceless aliens.Her stomach somersaulted. ”You knew about this!” “Bits&Pieces.Apparently things ramped up during my relapse.” “What do we do?” “We gotta go back&get the deputy.”


September 15
PROMPT: "Amber"

Amber light settled thru the blinds.Night was over. “Carl?”Abby asked,”Why?” “It’s weird that we’re the only 3 we’ve seen,right?”Art waited for an answer. “He’s cute,but not so smart.” “He’s here for a reason.” Abby sighed. “Let’s get some sleep.We’ll head out tonight.”

September 16
PROMPT: "Euphoria"

Abby reluctantly left the Ferrari at NASA. Maneuvering the giant parking lot that was now 101North was easy on motorcycles, and it took less than an hour to zip back to San Francisco. “Whew!” Art whistled, “Not quite the Euphoria you’d get from heroin, but not terrible.”

September 17
PROMPT: "Carnivore"

“Carl’s not here.” “Did you expect the good deputy to stick around?” “Maybe the aliens got him.”Abby worried,“Think they’re carnivorous?” “Nah.There’d be blood everywhere,” Art assured her. A mini drone buzzed through a hole in the window.Abby took it out with her gun.


September 18
PROMPT: "Infatuate"

”I think we should try Carl’s place,”Abby said. “Aliens attacked our planet&you think he’ll be doin’ the old Netflix&chill?” “He paid 1.2million:he won’t abandon it,he’s infatuated with it.” 2 drones tapped against the glass. Art waved at them.Abby aimed&fired.

September 19
PROMPT: "Cavernous"

Carl's brand-new townhouse had been replaced w/a cavernous hole to the middle of the earth. "Welp,"quipped Art,"looks like Deputy Dog and his new place broke up." Abby peered into the depths. "Think he might be in there?"she asked. "Go in&check." Abby rolled her eyes.

September 20
PROMPT: Devoured

Abby’s apartment. Art devoured everything non-perishable he could find. “Who still buys Corn Nuts?”he crushed some w/his teeth. “UCSF’s theater dept has what you need?”Abby asked. “The aliens aren’t what they seem.W/the right lights we can see underneath the blue skin.”

September 21
PROMPT: Marrow

“Trying to suck marrow outta that thing?”Art asked. “You promised me a smoke,but you didn’t deliver.I deserve this.”She flicked the butt into a UCSF Theater Dept planter. An hour later,Art had assembled a lighting tool he hoped would give them an upper hand w/the aliens.

September 22
PROMPT: Garden

Art stood in the SFPD lot,shouting at the sky.He’d insisted on returning to the scene of the crime. “What I gotta do to get a g’damn close encounter?!” Abby winced.“Maybe we should just-“ “Just what?Garden?Start an artisanal cheese factory?No:I’m ready for these mofo’s!”

September 23
PROMPT: Equinox

No birds. No cars. No alien drones, either. Only Art and his tantrum. “WHERE ARE THEY DAMMIT!?” “Art-“ “We spend days hiding from stupid aliens & now that I need one-nothing!” “Maybe it’s because of the equinox.” “Really,Abby?Think ET’s out celebrating?Drinking maybe?” 

September 24
PROMPT: Fire

An engine's roar signaled company. "It's Carl!"gasped Abby. "Yeah, & he looks pretty fired up."said Art. Carl was in the front seat of an old Willys, sunglasses & cigar in place. "You a$$holes!You left me here!"he growled. "We came back for you!"Abby cried. "Too late."


September 25
PROMPT: Sinew

Alien drones circled the jeep,aiming at Abby&Art. “She comes with me,”Carl spat,”or Heroin Harry’ll be nothin’ but shredded sinew.” “Arthur,”the 2 corrected. "Whatever.In the vehicle,Officer.” Carl threw a bag of heroin at Art’s feet,“that oughta keep U busy.

September 26
PROMPT: Consume

The Presidio Officers’ Club. If society hadn’t gone poof,Alcatraz would be visible.All was dark. Carl’d Obviously been consuming loads of tortilla chips from the adjacent Mexican joint. “Taco Tuesday, Carl?” “You better respect me. You’re not my boss anymore: They are.” 

September 27
PROMPT: Universe

“You work for the aliens?”Abby asked. “You&that junkie left me to die,but the visitors let me live.We’re connected,now.”Carl smiled. “Out of everyone in the universe they chose you?” Abby was incredulous. She sensed movement in the shadows. “No, Abby:They chose you.” 

September 28
PROMPT: Cthonic

5 tall blue figures, devoid of facial features, emerged from the shadows; like chthonic creatures from the deep. “They’re so happy to see you,”said Carl. “You mean you read their minds?”Abby whispered. The aliens leaned in. “They say all of this has been for you,Abby.”

September 29
PROMPT: Dance

An odd dance commenced.The aliens slid toward Abby&she stepped back. “They won’t hurt you,”Carl hissed, “They want U to go w/them.” “I’m good,thanks.” A motorcycle echoed thru the hall,screeching to a stop between dance partners. “Sorry I’m late to the party,”said Art.

September 30
PROMPT: Inevitable

”U can’t stop the inevitable!”cried Carl. “I’ve unfinished business,”said Art,then:“Abby,watch closely!” In a graceful motion Art swung the motorcycle out of the way&turned on a flashlight covered in a sheet of blue gel, shining it on the aliens. “Holy sh*t,”gasped Abby.

October 1
PROMPT: Night

The flashlight made the aliens’ blue skin invisible.Their bodies rendered the 3 humans speechless.10 eyes blinked,in a circle on their chests, and on their foreheads pulsed a large heart. “This is our night,Abby,”shouted Art,”aim for the hearts!” He tossed her a pistol.

October 2
PROMPT: Murder

“Don’t murder them!” cried Carl. “This is f*cking self-defense!” Abby called, as she took out 3 of the aliens. Art managed to drop the final 2. A deep hum shook the building&the trio heard something land heavily on the roof. “Now you’ve done it, Abby. Now we’re all dead.” 


October 3
PROMPT: Blood


A crack opened above, a hydraulic ladder appearing.
"SHED OUR BLOOD&YOU'LL NOT HEAR THE TRUTH!erupted in Art's head.
"Did you hear that?"
"Yes!"screeched Abby&Carl.
A blue, faceless alien lowered to them.
"ABBY,YOU ARE 1 OF US."
"I think Daddy would've mentioned that."

October 4
PROMPT: Organ

Art thought about aiming his gun at the heart-like organ he knew was beating on the face behind the alien’s mask.He didn’t do it. “YOUR MOTHER DIED BECAUSE HER BODY COULDN'T SUPPORT BIRTHING A HUMAN, ABBY,”the voice boomed in their heads,“YOUR FATHER NEVER KNEW HER.”

October 5
PROMPT: Away

“I was sent away to a church w/Dad’s#in my pocket.I was 2.”Abby said. “WE WAITED UNTIL YOU RESEMBLED HIM SO HE’D BELIEVE.” The voice explained she was Queen&chose earth as their new planet.Abby was to teach them about it. “Newsflash,”said Art,”this one’s already taken.”


October  6
PROMPT: Demon

Art hit the queen’s heart in1clean shot.Her body lifted up thru the cracks. “NASAtraining:dead queen=dead species.” People materialized. “Rthey dead?”asked Abby. “Just sleeping.” “U DEMON!”spat Carl. “Chill:he just saved earth!”then2Art: “You’re my hero, Heroin Harry.”